Sonja Nic Rafferty


Recently I talked to nice animals at the sea,
nothing special to do, just sitting at the quay.
The SEA-HORSE said: “I’m a thoroughbred horse, aha!
In this water there are race-courses, make a bet, ha ha!“

Recently I chatted up animals at the sea,
with their politics I agree, absolutely no fiddle-de-dee!
Mum SEA-COW wrote about SEA-CALVES in articles,
for dairy farms the union would send ARCTIC WHALES.

Recently I had a conference with animals at the sea,
there I was invited for a cup of marine green tea.
The sea-mud business of Mr SEA-URCHIN was a boom,
luckily he left his prickly coat at the maritime cloak room.

Recently I visited interesting animals at the sea,
hundreds of SEA-GULLS were crying loudly in front of me.
Dedicated to all SEA-BIRDS they sung their ballad,
seesawing forward and backward, old drunkards!

Recently I had an embarrassing view at the sea,
White tailed SEA-EAGLES obscenely made gestures to me.
Those were no gestures of friendship, I told the ICE-BEAR,
“I’ll give you SEA-BEAR hugs, this was really unfair!”

Recently SEA-LIONS arranged an event at the sea,
nobody was missing at the open air.. sorry, sea festival, gee-gee!
Apart from me, SEA-MONSTER superstar was a special guest,
shrilly “Billy“ cherished his caprices on the song contest.

Recently at this fish story song contest at the sea
the menu was dune grass porridge and foam dessert of algae.
SEA-ELEPHANTS and SEA-CELS were happy and freakish!

© 2002 ~ Sonja Nic Rafferty


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Published on on 09/04/2004.


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