Mrs. Played Safe was afraid to fuck,
she packed her suitcase, said, „I wo’nt come back.“
But then she realized, her need to fuck, it was still there,
so she escaped as a spider and returned as a hare.
Mr. Wanna Fuck, then he came to town,
he saw the animals, and he shot ´em down.
Then he sat on his porch, drank a glass of Cider,
said: „My baby has turned in a rotten spider!“
Mrs. Ontheflight, she came back to him,
tried it as a Goldfish, but she could’nt swim,
at least she came as a human being,
and then they found each other, just by nomal seeing.
And he sighed and said: „Did’nt I told you that?
You would like it, when I lay you on the mat.“
„Yes!“, she answered, „And when I sneeze,
It’s the memory to a chinese.“
„Did you had it with him?“,he asked.
„I would have liked to, but when I tasked,
he sucked me into a supervulva
and poisened me with german „washingpulver“.
„Ah.“, did he say, „You little escaper,
you ran from me, and you found your raper.
When you were an animal, I turned over,
what happened, I saw as a supernova.“
And then Mr. Wanna Fuck fucked Mrs. Played Safe,
they put all their memories into a straight safe,
and the killed all Japanese, Indonese and Chinese,
and now it’s only a simple cold, when they sneeze.
© by Patrick Rabe, 30. Juli 2020, Hamburg.
The first two lines are a hommage to „Ironic“ by Alanis Morrisette.